Is the rapture happening?

As you surely know by now, the Rapture was to be accompanied by a giant, rolling earthquake beginning at the International Dateline and proceeding westward so that it would hit every time zone at 6PM local. So all eyes were on New Zealand, the first major country to experience the catastrophe. Here's a sample of some of the answers online to the burning question: It is now 6pm in New Zealand May 21st, 2011, anyone get raptured?

>Damn, im waiting for the same anwser. Grrr. its 2am here and i want to go to bed hahah, but i want to know lol

>Hi nothing has happened here in nz you can all stop worrying, there is no earthquake or rapture.

>Part of me is going upward but I don't think it would sanctioned by rapture people.

>Oh shit! I'm still here, so are all my friends, both of them.

>I can see you are sleeping. I am up in the air looking at you:)

>hi all i'm one of those raptured communicating from an internet cafe in heaven run apparently by john the baptist

>it was absolutely awesome, jesus had a little minibus waiting for us with refreshments and some "light" entertainment. some kiwis got a little travel sick [and home sick] along the way, but after jesus gave us a bit of a prep talk with some soothing background mood music, we were all in high spirits once again.

we were looking back at new zealand as were flying in our jet minibus at the ghastly horrors of destruction; people going silly, pets and tomato plants being ruthlessly unfed and unattended. it was most unbearable.

you all should repent now. it will be terrible for you if you don't. besides there's a lovely cafe up here owned by gabriel you'll love. they make a nice tomato soup.

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