Showing posts with label preachers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label preachers. Show all posts

Stop Giving to Your Church - An Example to Follow  

Pastor Accused of Denying Communion to Churchgoers Who Didn't Give Tax Refunds

Members of a small Baptist congregation in Texas say their pastor denied them communion after they refused to give him their tax refunds, MyFoxHouston.com reports.

Parishioners at the Houston Unity Baptist Church claim the pastor, John Goodman, asked members of his congregation to hand over their tax refunds to the church.

"He said for all those who are getting a tax refund, 'How many are you are going to give it to the church?'" said one church member, who spoke to the station on condition of anonymity.


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The Lord told me to tell you this..."  

Question: Why does God have to speak through preachers? Why can't he just tell each of us what he wants us to know? Every day I disseminate important information to scores of people at once. It's called email. Surely God can speak to everyone, can't he?

I'll tell why he doesn't. Two reasons. First, he doesn't really exist, and therefore has nothing to say. Second, the people who claim that God told them to give you a message are trying to control you.

You sit there every Sunday while the jackass preacher tells you what God told him or her to pass on to you, and you pay your tithes so he or she can have a nice house and an iPad and boast about the size of his or her "ministry," you.

So now you know.

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Self-serving preachers on tithing  

Flipping channels this Sunday morning as I blog. There's something so disturbing about a preacher in a fancy suit and expensive haircut hectoring his followers to give him more of their money. Quote: "Tithing is a good place to start, and a bad place to stop." What could be more self-serving or fraught with conflict of interest?

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Rick Warren, WTH?  

Brother Warren's boastful tweet (assuming he wrote it) reminds me what it's like to be a preacher. You're just like regular people in that your ego is bound up in your ministry success/failure. It's a rare person who does not succumb to this phenomenon, and these precious few would be like with or without their faith.

The offending tweet?


I challenge any church in America to match the spiritual maturity, godliness & commitment of any 500 members of Saddleback

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Why Christian preachers perpetuate the myth of us versus them  

I was a preacher and I hung out with preachers. I still listen to preachers on radio and TV from time to time. And so I know this: Preachers are salesmen. The job of the preacher is to sell his brand of church. To sell his product he has to tell his target market why his product is better than the other guy's.

As a preacher, you can sell what you have to offer to 3 sectors: First, there is the sector called the unchurched. Those who don't belong to any church at all. Second, there is the other-churched sector, those who are loyal to a competitor's brand of church. And finally, there is the your-churched, consisting of those who already belong to your brand but who you need to shore up against possible defection.

To sell your product you have to villify the no-church and the other-church options. You have to continually make your brand look better by comparison. And so you have to perpetuate the myth of us versus them.

You paint an ugly picture of what life is like on the outside. You tell your audience how horrible it is to be outsde the walls of your church. You say ridiculous things (which no one questions, much less laughs at). Things like the following:

"It's so wonderful to be here, this is just a little taste of what heaven will be like! There's nowhere else I'd rather be." The truth- There are several places people would rather be, and if this is a taste of heaven, please keep it away from us.

"The world outside is evil and wicked. The world is falling apart. People outside are miserable." The truth- The world outside is not much different to the world inside.

"If you don't have Jesus, you don't have anything!" The truth- Millions of people are doing just fine without Jesus.

Someone should stand up and ask preachers to back up these kinds of statements.

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