To Eddie Long's Followers: You Deserve Him

I don't believe in the biblical Jesus, but you say you do. So why would you happily follow a man who claims to represent Christ and at the same time enriches himself with your hard earned contributions? Here is a man who takes millions in annual salary and lives like a rock star, yet claims to be like Jesus.

He's been flaunting his hypocrisy before your eyes all this time, so please don't act surprised and shocked to find out that he's been railing against homosexuality and fornication while buggering 17-year-old boys. Please. Just don't.

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